Potty Mouth

Courtney-I pooped and peed!
Me-Yay!
C-It hurt opening the gates
M-(quizzically) Um, I'm sorry?
C-The gates are really called my bum
M-Oh...

Quick Update

Courtney has been as cute and fun as ever, I just don't always have a good camera handy to capture it all. This story though doesn't need a camera. Last night we started teaching her how to pray. I told her we need to say what we're thankful for, which is for things that make us happy.
Me-"What makes you happy little fetus?"
Courtney(without hesitating even a second)-"Jesus Christ!"
Be still my beating heart